As Elon Musk likes to do whenever disaster hits somewhere in the world, Hurricane Helene was another opportunity to show off his generosity and make himself part of the news. This time, Musk made headlines with a promise that SpaceX Starlink would be free for 30 days to help in places where fiber and cellular infrastructure might have been knocked offline. More than 200 people have been identified as dead in the disaster.
But the catch is that it’s really not free at all. It really looks like not much more than a glorified new-customer promotion.
For one, anyone interested in taking up the offer still has to pay approximately $400 for the dish itself (including shipping and tax) and they’re getting automatically rolled into a $120 per-month contract when the free month ends.
Ah, I see, out of the kindness of their heart, Starlink is having an unprecedented one-month-free sale for new customers surviving a hurricane, something many, many, many companies do all the time when there isn’t a hurricane, but they don’t usually do.
And I’m angry that is being hailed as some sort of helpful or even heroic gesture on their part rather than, you know, a limited-time sale.
That’s marketing being reported as fact. They’re having a sale, that’s all that’s happening. Stop suggesting there’s anything more to it than that just because they want you to think it.
Why cant you understand that elon musk is a generous angel who is trying to cash in on peoples fema checks?
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