Where’s the lamb sauce? Where’s the lamb saaauuce???
“My gran could do better! And she’s dead!”
Is this why grannie porn is trending in my area?
Sorry, it’s a turn-off for me to have to call my partner a fucking donkey.
Prude
Jesus judgy much? Have fun dying alone this is what everyone wants nowadays
Not sure how I would know how to respond to “Heee-hawww”.
Or, “Heeee-eeeee-eee-haw-haw” if she’s feeling whimsical.
Have you tried it? You never know, it may awaken something in you. Some are born to be ass men!
Boyfriend cuts her open. “It’s RAW!”
Fucking raw, please
I guess a threesome would make her an idiot sandwich?
Screenshot meme and send it
It degrades the quality which thus adds psychological incentive
Source: am shitposting ho
“Wait, are you wearing a condom?”
“It’s fucking RAW!”
I’ll show you how to brûlée an ass!
I guess behave like a reality TV subject?
No, for real, just tell them.
…instruct him. /s