• OneWomanCreamTeam
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    1 month ago

    Well he can, but he doesn’t because, uh… Because it’s all part of his plan. Kinda like kids getting cancer, or natural disasters.

      • cassie 🐺@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        1 month ago

        it’s true and honestly really inconvenient. I keep trying to kiss my gf but we’re always interrupted by tornado sirens. How are we supposed to groom any kids into our satanic sex cult under these conditions??