• Liz@midwest.social
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    5 months ago

    “I’m sorry Angel, but I will not be speaking without the advice of my lawyer.”

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      5 months ago

      God: “Lucy, old buddy? I need you to invent something for me”

    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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      5 months ago

      “But there are only 2 people! And you know lawyers could never be angels”