• N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6 hours ago

    “AI,” what should I do about being constipated?

    Painfully stretch your rectum to gaping in order to accommodate your constipation.

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      4 hours ago

      That is called impaction removal, and I have done that to people for fun and profit.