PugJesus@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 hours agoCats become 6-7 times as strong when inconvenience is involvedlemmy.worldimagemessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1261arrow-down11
arrow-up1260arrow-down1imageCats become 6-7 times as strong when inconvenience is involvedlemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 hours agomessage-square8fedilink
minus-squarejohannesvanderwhales@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·17 hours agoI swear they have the ability to make themselves heavier when they don’t want to be moved.
minus-squareTheAgeOfSuperboredom@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 hours agoAnd lighter when they jump up on something without making a sound. Cats are made of Element Zero
minus-squareJozzo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·15 hours agoOr maybe they have the ability to make you weaker
minus-squarerustydrdlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 hours agoUnless when you try to push them off of something. Then they turn massive and solid. Cats have non-newtonian properties.
I swear they have the ability to make themselves heavier when they don’t want to be moved.
And lighter when they jump up on something without making a sound. Cats are made of Element Zero
Or maybe they have the ability to make you weaker
Like moving a puddle of lead.
Cats are liquid
Unless when you try to push them off of something. Then they turn massive and solid. Cats have non-newtonian properties.