• Dainterhawk999@lemmy.world
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      22 minutes ago

      Stress of such neck breaking (in another article) and hectic schedules is making Trump pooping during interviews… Ardent supporters can keep napkins and show solidarity in support of the most diplomatic, selfless and most importantly logical leader by wiping his orange brained buttocks. /s

    • N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      5 hours ago

      I heard the stress of the campaign is causing Trump to have explosive diarrhea. He can’t be interviewed because the stench causes everyone to vomit. Many such cases.