Funnily enough I picked Dr. Pepper as a guy because I think “Doctor hocking Miracle Tonic” and I think of late 1800s “doctor” do sleazy shit
He just gotta have a curly moustache
He had more of a Ulysses S. Grant looking beard.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_T._Pepper
He wasn’t actually involved with the drink.
Of course they’re a guy. Otherwise it’d be Drs. Pepper. /s
Docsses Pepper?
Doctoress. Didn’t realize it was actually a word and feel like we should use it more because it’s awesome.
It does kind of sound cool but I thought the current trend was to move away from needlessly gendered language, especially with how in English a lot of feminine nouns are intentionally made to sound like a diminutive form of the masculine version
Definitely agree with preferring non-gendered language. But it also doesn’t feel like right to default to the (historically) masculine version either.
You can’t misgender a brand. You can’t deadname a brand. You can’t befriend a brand.
You can’t deadname a brand
I sure can try with Twitter (derogatory)
I like Hank Green’'s version. X is the brand. Twitter is the people on it. You can buy the company, but you can’t buy Twitter.
I never considered Dr Pepper as a person because they made a big deal about how it doesn’t have a period in the name, like an actual doctor title would. So it’s always just been a brand name to me.
But I’m a bit neurotic about nitpicky details like that.
Dur pepper to me.
Democratic Republic (of) Pepper.
Dr Pepper was designed to taste like what a soda fountain smells like, a mix of flavors like when you made “swamp water” as a kid.
So it’s “Dur Pepper’s Monster” to me.To Europeans it tastes like mouthwash
It’s not selling very well I don’t think
I thought that was Root Beer?
I’m German and I like both… Root beer is really difficult to get, though.
Europeans drink mouthwash?!!
TIL…
My mom told me Dr. Pepper was made from prune juice, which I guess is party true about the original formula.
I haven’t looked in a while but in 2020, prune juice was still in the mandatory ingredients list. It’s mainly corn syrup and water, but prune juice is involved, I think
It was made for me! This is my soda!
Dr. Pepper is an inanimate soft drink, there is no gender, but the one you assign to it.
Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, on the other hand, is a woman.
Based reference
Look at you! You got the joke!
Yeah this thread is full of people not getting a simple joke…
Unless you speak a tongue with gendered objects, for me all soft drinks are female.
omg non biney soder
I mean, they did have an entire ad campaign that was just misogyny a while back. Although then again maybe she was working through some shit.
I don’t keep up with ad campaigns, what?
Don’t read the comments
…or that Dr. Pepper’s degree might be in herpetology or Renaissance literature.
The idea of a female herpetologist releasing a soft drink is amazing
buy lizard piss today, crisp and refreshing!!
j-janeway?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_T._Pepper
His degree was in medicine, no one can prove why the drink may have been named for him, as he wasn’t involved in the creation of it
Had to look this up. Dr. Pepper was formulated in Waco Texas by a pharmacist named Charles Alderton, for the soda fountain in the drugstore where he worked. Some say his employer, Wade Morrison, named it after a Dr. Charles Pepper, the father of an old girlfriend. But the Dr. Pepper Museum in Waco has been unable to confirm this story.
I mean, it was made by two guys, one of whom may have named it after Dr. Charles T. Pepper. The guy was a real person.
I never considered Dr. Pepper as a person
I used to think that was just the name of whoever invented it until I got interested enough to see that wasn’t the case. It was made by some dude name Chuck. Wasn’t even a doctor!
Dr Pepper , what ever their gender, is a quack.
Not sure that he was. He wasn’t involved in making the drink, and no one is certain why one of the creatirs seems to have had the drink named after him, but Dr. Charles T. Pepper was a real person and an actual medical doctor.
For some reason I imagine dr pepper looking like a slightly bigger louis armstrong wearing a red t shirt standing by a kroger and I do not have the faintest idea why
I imagine him looking like the Pringles guy
I have an excuse though. Doctor is closer to doutor (male doctor) than doutora (female doctor)
I’m gonna steal this excuse and apply it to German (Doktor/Doktorin)
Mr. Pibbs’ wife.
She’s the bread winner; he sits at home, plays Xbox, and smokes weed all day
I think this is my new head cannon, the distracted Mr. Pibb and his focused wife, Dr. Pepper.
That’s why they changed over to Pibb Xtra.
Mr. Pibb was going through his midlife crisis, and in a fit, returned to his teenager state of mind. Dr. Pepper keeps hoping he’ll break out of it, return to his old self, but she’s so wrapped up in her career she can’t take the time to be there, and doesn’t see the one who’s really fueling it.
That filthy whore R.C Cherry.
I never imagined they were married, just that Dr. Pepper was his superior.
This meme reminded me of this sketch.
“I cannot operate on this soft drink, he’s my son”
