“I wish DeSantis was out of the news!”

Monkey’s paw curls

Trump elected president

His music album in the 80’s was straight fire

The shape of the Pringle has two obvious purposes:

1. Fit easily to the mouth and engulf the taste buds with intense and pleasurable flavor.
2. Model the curvature of spacetime as proposed by 11-dimensional string theory.

Kindergarten, in a pencil-sharpening contest with 2 girls. Even though my pencil was clearly sharper, they ganged up on me and said theirs were, vote was 2-1. I exclaimed that “girls are toilets”, which was overheard by the authorities. Spent the rest of the day in timeout.

Oh wow, it’s for our security. I didn’t realize this was good for us! Consider me enlightened.

I can’t believe Neil Diamond went back in time and stole their song 😡😡😡

Yes, Tim Apple bent the knee, but the company seems to be holding steadfast.

Edit God dammit, they changed it. Cowards.

It roughly translates to “contentment and satisfaction with life”

thatsthejoke.org

“Shock and outrage as people quote and imitate President Musk and his White House lapdog”

I would kill for some hygge right now

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You can do that here in the US too (for now). But the pre-packaged junk food is really expensive and that’s what people want.

Username checks out

Pretty easy to say when you’re not the one dying as a result.

The Citi app. It still might be Plaid handling it though, apparently it’s hard to avoid them these days.