In an alternate universe where the world is logical, insurrections are terrorism and firebombing teslas is patriotism.

I used to do that, but I’m wondering if that was part of me developing my current condition.

I’m picturing that Pablo Escobar Narcos meme

It’s such a tragedy. I’ve gone from fanboy who watches every single launch to “meh”.

The nazis essentially created our first space program, looks like it’s happening again.

Forbes lets any asshole write for them, and the clickbait always wins. It’s basically ad-supported Medium now.

Maybe it’s Maybelline

Are you really surprised, though?

Current wanted level by the police would be quite handy

That’s ok, I’ll just disagree with their Terms of Service!

Absolutely not gonna waste my time and energy reading that garbage. All it will do is piss me off and weep for humanity more than I do. I refuse to give them eyeballs.

I have no hope of changing their worldview, but if they come at me with their cable news bullshit I’d like to be ready. Last year it was “migrant caravans” and egg prices, both obviously Biden’s fault.

A commie/LGBTQ plant divinely chosen by God himself to be his vessel to humanity….🤔

Oh god they’re both Catholic. At least the Catholic Church is an easy target.

Shouldn’t the current laws simply be enforced, rather than passing new laws?

I did, I’m stupid.

Yeah, I’d read real text in an actual article or post. I’m not zooming and panning a goddamn image that long.

Virginia’s bill was signed into law by Republican Gov. Glenn Youngkin

Republicans: Don’t tread on my freedom! No seatbelts, no helmets! FREEDOM!

Also Republicans: Let’s install a device in your car to track and enforce your activity

The fact that the account is less than a day old was the primary clue that they’re just part of a troll campaign. Guess they’re invading Lemmy now too.

You’re wasting your time responding to this obvious troll.