What the fuck do you have to do to mash to make it into that? It looks like what I expect the early stages of industrial cardboard manufacturing looks like
Dyes?
It’s poop.
It’s like food from some dystopian sci fi movie
Correct. Also known as Scottish cuisine.
Soylent
GreenBrown ispeoplehaggis!
Is the mash potatoes? The texture and colour is throwing me off
I thought it was butterscotch pudding and cake for a second and thought it looked awesome.
Honestly it still kinda fucks as meat and potatoes.
How… how did they get the potatoes to… fold?
Best guess: runny consistency, and poured out of the pan onto the plate.
I think it’s safe to say, if you’re pouring your mashed potato, you have gone too far.
If it’s not Scottish, it’s crrrap. And, apparently, if it is Scottish, it’s crrrap
Edit: legit though, haggis ain’t bad, just a wee bit funky. But those potatoes+ someone needs to be banned from the kitchen
Having worked in a place that served haggis, I can confirm it smells like shit from an ass.
Must be easy on the digestive system when it has to do so little to process it.
And looks like 💩
Excellent on nachos and pizza though
Holy Scottish shit!!