Clown country

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    1 month ago

    Hey, FBI… Can I get a warning on my next felony?

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      Get away with the first two, and you earn a warning, is that how law enforcement works now at the DOJ?

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        1 month ago

        I’m fantasizing about what I’d use my mulligan on. No violence, maybe like a big drug score?