• Dvixen@lemmy.world
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    29 days ago

    We don’t want him. Surely there’s an island in the middle of the ocean he can be sent.

    • Baylahoo
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      29 days ago

      Hawaii is too good for him too. Maybe forget the island and just go with a raft.

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        29 days ago

        Too right. Hawai’i is far above him.

        I should have been more detailed in my criteria. Uninhabited, no vegetation, maybe even only an inch above sea level.

        I do like the raft idea. Drop him off with the flat pack, he can assemble it himself.