• themeatbridge@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Holy shit. I have feet. Does anyone want pictures of a guy’s feet? They’re big and weirdly shaped.

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      3 months ago

      I’m positive there is an audience for men’s feet, but if you aren’t 5 stars on wikifeet, you’ll probably have to market yourself. Study the foot fetish community to find out what the dude foot fan needs more of. Etc.

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          3 months ago

          Hmmm…the problem is, even if you just post pictures at random, you’re going to find out unwanted info based on what pics bring in money. Sounds like you’d need a manager!

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            3 months ago

            You can even call me a foot doctor, because I help rappers with defeat.

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      3 months ago

      I wear a men’s 14. Basically the DD’s of feet. My wife says I’m not allowed to show them off for free so get our your wallets folks.

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        3 months ago

        I’m a big feet man and damn is it annoying when I go to a rollerskating or ice skating rink and the largest size they rent is 13 :(

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          3 months ago

          You feel my pain. Literally! Last time I had to cram my feet into size 13 ice skates it sucked some of the fun out of it.

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            3 months ago

            What’s up fellow size 14s!

            I often joke that I’m the person happiest that malls have died off because as a kid I was always forced to go there and try on a a bunch of 12s and 13s that never fit.

            These days I’m still upset that so many good looking shoes only go up to 13

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      3 months ago

      I’ve got a toe shaped like an alien. Maybe that’s worth something!

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      3 months ago

      I think the estimated by billboard is fucked up but yeah the article seems completely broken