Why can’t you just find an existing name that means “blessed”? Anna? Beatrice? Celeste!? JUST PICK A NAME YOU’D BE WILLING TO USE YOURSELF!!! 😤
I looked it up and apparently it originates from the Philippines. Not sure how recent it is.
It’S NoT UNiquE HAtEr!!1!1
A plebe such as yourself simply cannot understand the patrician level of pleasure that comes from establishing a singular identity in this world of dross.
I tried unique names, but nothing felt better than the boring ones. Besides, there’s always nicknames!
Just go with Blart Blimpson after Paul Blart.
My daughter is also named Bort.
On the one hand, I think this is a joke. On the other, I really hope this is someone’s actual living quandary
Having worked in an elementary school, I’m inclined to believe it’s true. The best student name I’ve ever seen was Vampire Hunter. First name Vampire, last name Hunter.
Shit, I wouldn’t name my own child that, but that name is cool as fuck.
What a beautiful blitpost
I don’t know, Bloomer Blimpson would be a good alternative too. Maybe Blisa Blimpson?
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