• aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Riker: forgets

    Data (who admins the ship’s uplink with Starfleet): “I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that.”

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      Commander, please refrain from making such crude queries on the ship computer. My most recent security review of the ships logs resulted in a short circuit in my modesty routines and 3 hours 17 minutes and 4 seconds of system downtime.