• Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world
        131·
        2 months ago

        I think you’re going to like the part about Luke and Leia’s kiss though. I’m not going to spoil it though, ok I can’t help myself

        spoiler

        Rudy Giuliani is Luke

    • JaymesRS@literature.cafeEnglish
      121·
      2 months ago

      Is that the one where “Han” “upgrades” the Falcon to a Cybertruck because it “totally has more storage, bro!”

      • enkers
        16·
        2 months ago

        I’m just here imagining Luke getting his hand chopped off by the cybertruck power trunk mechanism instead of by Vader.