Oh man how did I never hear of the great wide-open world of Star Trek pharts? :-P

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Reverse the polarity? MODULATE IT!

This is indeed in TNG scripts as [TECH]

You can tell the beams are particles and not energy; how else would ships and personnel be able to dodge or jump out of the way?

Fartions? They have a fully functional flatulence faser? I never knew. So that’s where all the space toilets’ sewer pipe goes.

And don’t forget to modulate the frequencies.