• Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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    21 days ago

    Because Halloween is associated with the devil and the religious wackos can’t have our children celebrating the devil.

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      21 days ago

      So by celebrating it a day early, it’s a loophole, and god can’t get mad.

        • GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world
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          Unless you both have a penis. Then they put you in a camp and attach electrodes to your chest and shock you while showing you porn and call it therapy.

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            Sounds like that could go both ways. “Don’t threaten me with a good time” sort of deal.

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            20 days ago

            You ever think about how someone at those camps needs to curate that playlist? Or perhaps the owner already having the perfect gay porn playlist was the inspiration for the camp…