Sunshine @lemmy.ca to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 小时前In a first since 1938, Des Moines, Iowa, kids will trick-or-treat on Halloweenapnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up187arrow-down10cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up187arrow-down1external-linkIn a first since 1938, Des Moines, Iowa, kids will trick-or-treat on Halloweenapnews.comSunshine @lemmy.ca to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 小时前message-square12fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squarePacattack57@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·8 小时前Because Halloween is associated with the devil and the religious wackos can’t have our children celebrating the devil.
minus-squareborthlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-27 小时前So by celebrating it a day early, it’s a loophole, and god can’t get mad.
minus-squareRagingRobot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 小时前Yeah it’s like how butt sex doesn’t count as sex cause it’s just in a butt
minus-squareGlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 小时前Unless you both have a penis. Then they put you in a camp and attach electrodes to your chest and shock you while showing you porn and call it therapy.
minus-squareBrundleFly2077linkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 小时前Sounds like that could go both ways. “Don’t threaten me with a good time” sort of deal.
minus-squareBoozilla@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 小时前We love our moral panics here in the US. Especially Satanic panics.
Because Halloween is associated with the devil and the religious wackos can’t have our children celebrating the devil.
So by celebrating it a day early, it’s a loophole, and god can’t get mad.
Yeah it’s like how butt sex doesn’t count as sex cause it’s just in a butt
Unless you both have a penis. Then they put you in a camp and attach electrodes to your chest and shock you while showing you porn and call it therapy.
Sounds like that could go both ways. “Don’t threaten me with a good time” sort of deal.
We love our moral panics here in the US. Especially Satanic panics.