suicide? appreciating the good moments of the day without thinking about the wider hell you’re in, somehow?

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      You short-sighted investors are piling in on guillotines, meanwhile I’ve been snatching up shares in pitchfork and torch companies with strong fundamentals for pennies on the dollar.

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          The profit on torches is the rebuy for more. You don’t need to sink a lot in material, it just has to burn bright enough to sell.

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            Exactly, the guillotine is a durable/capital good. Yeah, you make more on one, but how many are you going to sell relative to torches and pitchforks?

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              My guillotines have DRM, non user serviceable parts and a mandatory service contract - cough - I mean you get free IoT and smartphone integration.

              If you sharpen it youself, warranty is void.

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              In this throwaway, instant satisfaction society? It’s all about the price point. And the marketing.

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      That seems counterproductive.

      Guillotine demand goes up, guillotine production company stocks go up, guillotine production owners become rich, guillotine production millionaires felled by their own designs.

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      I’ll start a mobile sharpening business. Sell shovels to prospectors and all that.