CEDARBURG, WI—Touting the importance of doing his own research, local uninformed citizen Steven Powers was reportedly seen in line at his polling place Tuesday scrambling to learn everything he could about the last 2,500 years of democracy before entering the voting booth. “I just don’t know enough about fifth-century BCE Athenian democracy to make an […]
Still can’t decide between a boring politician or an elderly unstable orange man with authoritarian/fascist tendencies.
One of those sounds way more exciting.