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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

I bet this guy takes ivermectin by the pailful.

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I bet this guy takes ivermectin by the pailful.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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    I could give it a pass if it’s just a really poorly worded metaphor, but something tells me they are being more literal than they should be.

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      This sounds like someone who’s media illiterate regurgitating a metaphor.

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        It sounds like someone where the last thing he ate may have been shrooms.

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      Oh you’re hungry? You should smile and think of a happy unicorn.

      Still hungry? You did it wrong.

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    As someone who hasn’t eaten solid food in over a year and wishes he could so badly… fuck this guy.

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPM
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      I was wondering how you are posting this. Thinking of you.

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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        We’re working on it. I’m making a small amount of progress. It will take time. Thanks.

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          Good luck, and thanks for sharing your experience like that. I’ve always been a proponent of sharing, because you never know if some detail might help someone else. Yours helps me and your attitude is inspiring.


          Not fishing for a response, but for context I’ve been having minor issues with dry heaving and vomiting for about a month. Mine seems to be related to sinus pressure, far as I can tell. Already have appointments, but was getting nervous of what they might find, or that they might not find anything.

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            The diagnosis of ARFID seems to be the right road to go down. There’s a few possibilities that could have caused it but it doesn’t really matter.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avoidant/restrictive_food_intake_disorder

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    I felt like I had a stroke reading that. so don’t eat, but absorb? yo, WTF?

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    This some breatharian level logic.

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      logic

      How kind of you, to use that word for it.

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    You need to entertain your cells!

    Unless you are a soulless minion of orthodoxy…

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    Anyone have any love, joy, happiness, and positivity recipes?

    • MutilationWave@lemmy.world
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      Mix vodka and energy drink of choice 50/50. Caution may not last.

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        Even a fleeting moment would help. ;-)

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    Pretty sure this is satire.

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Oh it’s not. He is some fruitarian cultist. His wife is too, and advises putting clove oil in your vagina if you have a yeast infection.

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        He doesn’t realise that fruit is solid? And I’ll put clove oil in my vag, if he puts menthol on his dick!

        Just… Why???

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          Nah, make it equal, he has to sound that menthol, not just put a bit on the shaft.

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