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    My brain hurts. I think it’s supposed to say: throwback to when I found this gem in a value village in Houston, Texas. Gym was a stretch, otherwise pretty funny.

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      It’s spelled phonetically. Texans tighten up the long e to sound like an elongated short i. When becomes win, gem becomes gym.

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      Genuinely confused where people would put an A in definitely? Or why someone would spell weird as wierd??

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        “definately,” i guess? if i wasn’t sure and sounded it out, there’d be an “a” in that spot. great, now i have to go watch videos of people pronouncing it to find out if i’ve been saying it weird my whole life.

        “wierd” maybe comes from not realizing it’s an exception to the ol’ “i before e” rule. or just accidentally swapping them.

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    The horrible English takes away from the actual humor of the shirt TBH. It is almost like proper English isn’t important anymore.

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      The horrible English takes away from the actual humor of the shirt TBH.

      The punchline distracts from the humor of the shirt?

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    Unintelligibility of the simple English language has unfortunately become the norm - RIP the English language

    Why don’t you try Swahili