Astrology for the terminally online
I agree Moo Deng and Bernie Sanders have very similar energy
They get the people going
Literally the only two things in this world that still bring me joy
I have a “Moo Deng 2024” shirt
I like how Joe Biden AND Dark Brandon are on here.
im not american so a lot of these people just look like stock footage models
I’m not American and I recognise almost everyone 💀
Psycho rizzler Qu’est-ce que c’est
Fa fa fa fa, fa fa fa fa fortnight
Why is Whitmer so low in rizz? Also, if that’s Jeb in the center, why?
Edit: no way Newsom is that much of a rizzler. There was genuine concern that he would lose the recall a few years ago. Progressives needed to haul ass to keep him in office.
Jeb! is near the bottom just to the left. Dead center* is the most recent image of Carter, presumably taking a nap.
- and nearly needing a comma between the first two words
Mitt Romney = Mid Normie as his literal name
Walz has more rizz than Biden, and Fetterman is far from psycho, this chart is so bad.
excuse me, that is Biden with sunglasses lmao
Fetterman took a bit of a dark turn unfortunately, which I suspect is why he is where he is.
Yes but in comparison to… well, you know…
Biden is on there twice, one at the bottom
It’s shocking to me that I recognize every person on this diagram except for the very center.
Jimmy carter
what is bernie doing so far to the normie end of the scale
Because talking to Bernie wouldn’t be weird, it would be a genuinely insightful discussion.
that doesn’t make him a normie. if he was a normie, talking to him would be like talking to anyone else on that end of the scale: incredibly milquetoast.
the normie/psycho axis isn’t how much we like them, it’s how much they’re willing to deviate from the status quo and get people fired up.
no that’s literally the description of the other axis…
whoops lmao my bad
Eeper???
think it comes from the phrase “eepy”(meaning sleepy), so an “eeper” is someone who makes others “eepy” (makes no sense grammatically but whatever)
An eeper is someone who makes people eepy. Makes perfect grammatical sense.
The fact that someone could be an eeper and themselves be sleeping is just a bonus.
