Gold

Next, they’re bringing them democracy?

This the realest fake headline

Mission accomplished.

Don’t tell America…

…there’s oil in America.

“What?! They have oil? And brown people?!? GET 'EM!”

Now offering Democracy as a Service (DaaS)

Why didn’t they name that website the bloomin onion

FK I bit it

Thanks Obama!

“nepo-baby creep” … pure poetry

Are Americans finally reaping what they’ve sown for over a hundred years? I can’t wait to watch. I hope they have Trump for life.