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      Neither is too surprising to me, but the TV star less so. A TV host picking another TV host to be in his cabinet was what I was expecting in 2016.

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        He definitely wanted to, but there were still people around to tell him “no” back then. Not any more.

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      It’s fine, I got a bottle of booze set aside for when WE3 or American Civil War: 2 Dumb 2 Prevent kick-starts our final doom.

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      If we’re lucky, unfortunately this clown car was just purposely driven off a cliff willingly, because the rich have an insurance policy worth more than the idiot clowns they convinced to drive off the cliff… problem is we’re going to get totaled in the clown car, all of us reading this.

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        Don’t worry, the rich people aren’t in the car and will be safely flying overhead while we crash and burn.

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      It gives me flashbacks to his first term, many mooches ago.

      He’s going to play the Apprentice role again, in which he tries to increase tv ratings by randomly hiring and firing as many people as possible in every episode.

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        What’s a mooche for you??? Just curious, there’s a song called The Mooche.

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          It’s the meme timeframe for employees under Trump. It’s about 10 days, but really -3 days.

          Trump hired Anthony Scarramucci (The Mooch) as White House Communications Director to start on August 2017.

          As a good boi, he started the job right away on July 21, leaving his pregnant wife at the hospital.

          Trump then hired John Kelly and John Kelly fired the Mooch on July 28.

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        Depends on how long Big Mac Don lives. Republicans first got elected when the democratic party split into 3 different branches with 3 different presidential candidates. I could see something like that happening in the near future with the republicans.

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    Whaaaat, the man who told us what he’d do for years is now going to do it!? Wiiiiiilllllld /s

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    With a yes man here and a yes man there, here a yes, there a yes, everywhere a yes, yes. Old Macdonald had a farm…

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      Is that the one where Pizza Hut raped a bunch of minors???

      …wait, that can’t be right. Was it dominoes that raped the minors? Oh, I remember now. It was the noid. Avoid the noid…because he’ll rape your children. Yeah, that makes more sense.

      …or was it Little Ceasars pizza pizza guy?

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    Trump’s M.O.: Try to do the craziest thing that you can think of. If it doesn’t work, people will be more accepting of the 2nd craziest thing you can think of. Repeat.