• Nik282000@lemmy.ca
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    4 hours ago

    Is this The Onion? It sounds like The Onion.

    Our sales specialists have found that adding diamond to the GPU can increase profit margins by up to 30%. And with optional ruby studded HDMI cables we expect out customers to be selling their parents into slavery this holiday season!

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      3 hours ago

      Industrial diamond is extremely common, you can find diamond saws at reasonable prices in any hardware store

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      3 hours ago

      They don’t really explain how it works even though they have a 3-minute video that supposedly explains how it works, so I’m with you here. Let’s wait and see before investing millions in this startup.

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        7 minutes ago

        And miss the pop?

        (The pop is when the share price suddenly jumps. Especially after an IPO. #because misunderstood jokes suck)