Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

"I refuse to say anything without my lawyer present"

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"I refuse to say anything without my lawyer present"

Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

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“But you ARE a lawyer.”

“Yeah, so where’s my present?”

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Only slightly higher, so you get a two-level effect, with a little path down the middle.
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