• AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    They’ll just create new farmland for previously unused parts of the US for coffee, chocolate, rice, avocados, bananas… In Alaska for example, there’s lots of empty land there. They’ve thought of everything.

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      2 months ago

      Trump will just draw, with sharpie, on a map, where food is grown and BAM that’s where it’s from now.

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          2 months ago

          You got me again! At first I was like ‘OK, how the FUCK is Alaska going to be good for Tropical… ooooooohhhhh shhhhhiiiiiitttt!’ and then I realized you meant climate change making it super warm.