Yeah. Companies with seagull managers probably manage to survive under dopey mantras like move fast and break things - or not - but it’s only a company.
Seagull managers at the level of government - breaking things has a whole new meaning.
Democrats. They always have to fix the mess of the Republican shit-gibbons, and then get blamed when they don’t fix it fast enough. Or if doing it while being Blah. The fear of someone doing it while having a va-jay-jay is one so great that no women can get into office.
move fast, break things
Yeah. Companies with seagull managers probably manage to survive under dopey mantras like move fast and break things - or not - but it’s only a company.
Seagull managers at the level of government - breaking things has a whole new meaning.
… and let someone else clean up the mess
Democrats. They always have to fix the mess of the Republican shit-gibbons, and then get blamed when they don’t fix it fast enough. Or if doing it while being Blah. The fear of someone doing it while having a va-jay-jay is one so great that no women can get into office.
The ceo motto.
“We’re going to have an innovation sprint, but in the government! What could go wrong?”