Joker to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours agoUnited we stand, divided we fall.files.sfba.socialimagemessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up1676arrow-down128file-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1648arrow-down1imageUnited we stand, divided we fall.files.sfba.socialJoker to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours agomessage-square51fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareZeroCool@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up92arrow-down1·9 hours ago“But Trump said he’d magically make eggs cheaper!!!11!!”
minus-squarecaptainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·6 hours agoReduced demand. Dead and deported people prefer plain toast for breakfast
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·4 hours agoI thought the maggots were the preferred breakfast of dead champions? Or was it MAGAts…?
minus-squareDe_Narm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up44arrow-down1·9 hours agoMaybe he was speaking about trans people all along.
minus-squareZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 hours ago<insert “transition to greatness” tweet out of context here>
minus-squareLeate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·8 hours agoWow, I’d love to be able to afford my own egg.
minus-square7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down2·8 hours agoBought some yesterday… The box we buy went up 3 dollars since the election.
minus-squareayyylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 hours agoNope, the president wakes up every morning and sets the price based on how many times he had to get up in the middle of the night to pee.
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 hours agoDon’t worry with people like Trump and RFK on the case. Bird flu won’t be an issue at all.
minus-squaredanc4498@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down2·8 hours agoHey gas is cheaper now than it’s been in years. Trump did that!!! /s
“But Trump said he’d magically make eggs cheaper!!!11!!”
Reduced demand. Dead and deported people prefer plain toast for breakfast
I thought the maggots were the preferred breakfast of dead champions? Or was it MAGAts…?
Maybe he was speaking about trans people all along.
<insert “transition to greatness” tweet out of context here>
Ah, yes. ✨Slavery.✨
Wow, I’d love to be able to afford my own egg.
Bought some yesterday… The box we buy went up 3 dollars since the election.
It’s bird flu
Nope, the president wakes up every morning and sets the price based on how many times he had to get up in the middle of the night to pee.
Yeah shits crazy. Unfortunately.
Don’t worry with people like Trump and RFK on the case. Bird flu won’t be an issue at all.
Thank goodness. I was worried!
Hey gas is cheaper now than it’s been in years. Trump did that!!!
/s