Take a snowplow or bulldozer and just turn it into a compact car so it fits.
Or just add a hefty fine. Works well with a nice and friendly clamp.
Oh man, someone at my office building has a massive lifted truck, and they park in one of the corner “compact only” stalls, and they park well over the line (so their tires are in the regular lane of travel). It makes it way more dangerous for everyone because there’s now only enough room for one car to go through, when the garage was designed for two. Oh, and it’s right next to the front of the garage, so a lot of cars drive past it.
And it’s not like there aren’t any stalls for trucks either, there are literally stalls across from it designed for larger cars. But no, this one is slightly closer, so they took it.
A guy I used to know would take a small piece of gravel and put it under your valve cap on your tire, it would let out the air but otherwise not damage your vehicle. Annoying as fuck to go to leave a party and have 4 flats.
Just “repaint” the cark park markings while it’s parked there.
Oh, and crudely draw a huge phallus on the windscreen while you’re at it.
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