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Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 months ago

ICC issuing arrest warrant for Netanyahu clear proof of court's bias against genocidal maniacs

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ICC issuing arrest warrant for Netanyahu clear proof of court's bias against genocidal maniacs

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Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 months ago
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The Hague, Netherlands – The International Criminal Court has issued arrest warrants for Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu and former Defence Minister Yoav Gallant in a clear demonstration of its bias against people who organize the mass slaughter of thousands upon thousands of innocent civilians. “Today’s ruling is an affront to the notions of justice and […]
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    “If this is allowed to stand, no one will be safe,” said State Department spokesperson Matthew Miller. “Every government official, whether they’ve illegally annexed portions of the West Bank, invaded Southern Lebanon or murdered World Central Kitchen workers will be at risk.”

    "And what if the court goes even further? What if it starts prosecuting the governments that arm and support countries committing such atrocities? Think how terrible that would be.”

    Well…

    There is a reason both Israel and the US never signed with the ICC.

    That doesn’t mean jack shit about if we fall under it, but I’m pretty sure America straight up passed a law that we’d invade the Hauge if an American leader is every held accountable

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      Overall it’s just a fun idea because then NATO could escalate it to nuclear war between the US and France and Britain while Turkey laughs.

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        Sir NonCredibleDefense is that way. ->

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    ICC: Issues warrant against leaders of both Israel and Hamas

    Netanyahu: “Clearly this is antisemetic. Btw good job for issuing a warrant against the Hamas leader.”

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    Only part of this that is satire is the bias part.

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    I bit the goddamned onion on this one. I reread that headline like 6 times going… “yeah?”

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      'Tis a good time for onion lovers.

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    https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2024/11/21/statement-from-president-joe-biden-on-warrants-issued-by-the-international-criminal-court/

    Even the beaverton couldn’t predict that Joe himself would be the one crying crocodile tears over this instead of a spokesperson.

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