The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny · 2 months agoIs this romantic or a red flag?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square114fedilinkarrow-up1507arrow-down126
arrow-up1481arrow-down1imageIs this romantic or a red flag?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny · 2 months agomessage-square114fedilink
minus-squarelath@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up189arrow-down1·2 months agoSounds like a red flag with a white circle and a black symbol within. But also romantic. They’re not mutually exclusive. As some say, romance is death…
minus-squareAnticorp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up64arrow-down1·2 months agoShe’s probably great in bed. The crazy ones always are.
minus-squareteft@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up54·2 months agoTo all you younglings out there reading this, crazy chicks are fun but they will ruin your life. Never stick your dick in crazy.
minus-squareAnticorp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·2 months agoTruth. There’s often no safe exit strategy either. Once the deed is done, you are in grave danger.
minus-squareNeatoBuilds@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoDon’t be a fool, use your tool
minus-squareTSG_Asmodeus (he, him)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoTo all you bi/gay/etc younglings out there, never get stuck with crazy dick.
minus-squareditty@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoI can corroborate this as well firsthand. Shit had its amazing highs but set me back years and nearly tore apart everything in the process. It’s just not worth it
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tealinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoVasectomies can help. But be prepared to move, change your number, and switch jobs.
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoAbsolutely. Remember this: crazy chicks are fun.
minus-squareFosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·2 months ago Never stick your dick in crazy more than once. FTFY
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 months agoYou mean the ancient far eastern peace symbol? So romantic.
minus-squarem4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoYes, but maybe rotated 45 degrees for no reason.
Sounds like a red flag with a white circle and a black symbol within. But also romantic. They’re not mutually exclusive.
As some say, romance is death…
She’s probably great in bed. The crazy ones always are.
To all you younglings out there reading this, crazy chicks are fun but they will ruin your life.
Never stick your dick in crazy.
Truth. There’s often no safe exit strategy either. Once the deed is done, you are in grave danger.
Don’t be a fool, use your tool
To all you bi/gay/etc younglings out there, never get stuck with crazy dick.
I can corroborate this as well firsthand. Shit had its amazing highs but set me back years and nearly tore apart everything in the process. It’s just not worth it
Vasectomies can help. But be prepared to move, change your number, and switch jobs.
Absolutely. Remember this: crazy chicks are fun.
FTFY
You mean the ancient far eastern peace symbol? So romantic.
The Windmill of Friendship also boosts love!
Yes, but maybe rotated 45 degrees for no reason.