(FYI - the article that the guy is replying to is misinformation. Two commenters have provided snopes links for anyone curious.)

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      The ones that are were probably all grabbed up by the US Navy to work on the Nuclear Submarines.

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          I feel like you want the straightest ones on the submarine, if only for the smell.

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            I’m so confused by this comment, straight people smell better?! Gay people (or I"m assuming you’re referring to the sexual acts) smell worse than straight people?! So straight people can’t have anal sex and are known for how great they smell?!? If it’s an attempt at a joke, try punching up instead of down.

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              I was making a joke about the smell of sexual fluids, what with submarines being partially closed systems. Dont want too much seamen semen. Yeah I dont fully get it either, I am very tired.