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minus-squareWILSOOON@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·2 days agoRemove the bread, add a rope instead
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tealinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 day agoThen there’s no reason to have the toaster…
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tealinkfedilinkarrow-up2·19 hours agoWhat, make some toast if the breaker flips?
minus-squaremasterofn001@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoAdd a bottle of bleach. And a bottle of ammonia. A club size pack of sleeping pills. A refill pack of exacto blades. And 2 bottles of vodka.
Remove the bread, add a rope instead
Or an extension cord
A male to male one, to be exact
Then there’s no reason to have the toaster…
It’s the backup plan
What, make some toast if the breaker flips?
Add a bottle of bleach. And a bottle of ammonia.
A club size pack of sleeping pills.
A refill pack of exacto blades.
And 2 bottles of vodka.