Girls don’t break wind, they shatter it, and that’s why they’re breathtaking. That’s what my grandfather always used to say, until my grandmother stabbed him to death during a mental episode. Would have been funny if she suffocated him, but she didn’t seem to consider my need for irony
Still a better love story than Twilight.
This was not a comment I expected to read on this post
I wish she would come and fart in my bed instead
I knew he was the one when we started laughing at eachother’s nighttime farts.
Like hell I’m going to let the girl of my dreams outfart me. The bedroom is going to be a hazmat crisis before I relent!
I hope it’s because she ate an onion-heavy dish🥰
Bro what
Onions are good AND good for you! Sure, they fuel a low-to-medium risk biological agent when digested in sufficient quantities, but it’s still better than eggy farts!:)))
And that’s fine.
Farting *then lifting the edge of the duvet for a quick huff
I can fix her
you’d be noseblind after a while so go for it
I have a deviated septum and therefore almost no effective sense of smell.
I have it on good authority that those around me have taken advantage of this on many occasions.
The girl of my dreams doesn’t know how to remove oligosaccharides making food 🤔
