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minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32arrow-down2·1 month agoDid you break your arm just now? - Yes. - Is it the one with which you write? - No. - Going to school! Running a fever? - Yes. - How high? - 39.9°C - Yeah, not fatal, going to school! Can relate, I’m Balkan…
minus-squareTar_Alcaranlinkfedilinkarrow-up26arrow-down1·1 month agoIs it the one you use to write? Why aren’t you ambidextrous? Go to school!
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 month agoBroke both of them? Perfect time to start developing photographic memory!
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tealinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoNah, that’s when you get a happy ending.
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoKnowing my folks, they’d, no joke, probably question the possibility of my quickly learning to write with my feet before calling it a day… Maybe for a second, but they certainly would!
minus-squareOwl@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·1 month agoYou’re ambidextrous anyway because you’ve been playing the piano since your third birthday !
Did you break your arm just now? - Yes. - Is it the one with which you write? - No. - Going to school!
Running a fever? - Yes. - How high? - 39.9°C - Yeah, not fatal, going to school!
Can relate, I’m Balkan…
Is it the one you use to write? Why aren’t you ambidextrous? Go to school!
Broke both of them? Perfect time to start developing photographic memory!
Nah, that’s when you get a happy ending.
Knowing my folks, they’d, no joke, probably question the possibility of my quickly learning to write with my feet before calling it a day… Maybe for a second, but they certainly would!
You’re ambidextrous anyway because you’ve been playing the piano since your third birthday !