Former Fox News host Pete Hegseth addressed concerns over his use of alcohol in an interview with a former colleague, Megyn Kelly, pledging not to drink on the job if confirmed to oversee the vast U.S. military apparatus.
Even if that wasn’t vastly different from “staying sober” it’s still pathetic.
I thought it was going to be an onion article. I just did whatever the opposite of eating the onion is.
Sticking the onion up your butt
Reaching for the bottle, usually.