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Sjmarf to Comedy Heaven@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

Seventy five cents

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Seventy five cents

Sjmarf to Comedy Heaven@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago
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  • SplashJackson@lemmy.ca
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    6 months ago

    But why

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      Seventy-five cents

      • errer@lemmy.world
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        6 months ago

        Never has a charge on a bill been this honest

    • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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      Because fuck you, but only a little, that’s why

      • MyNameIsIgglePiggle
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        This ceo needs to be taught a lesson methinks

  • BigFig@lemmy.world
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    And why is Takeaway Cost in Chinese

    • Imgonnatrythis
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      Three dollars

  • Sundray@lemmy.sdf.org
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    “Wait, why are you charging me seventy-five cents?”

    “Because I want seventy-five cents.”

    “Okay well, that’s fair.”

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zip
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    Honestly, that’s more explanative than ‘taxes and fees’.

    It is exactly what it says it is.

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    Thats probably a credit card fee.

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