• Plum@lemmy.world
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    Here’s a better one. NYPD doesn’t know what the fuck they’re after.

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      So did this guy have a team of decoys running around with him or did the stars align to explicitly fuck that CEO over? lmao

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        It’s New York. That look is probably very common. Hence why our hero chose it as a disguise.

        Also he probably quickly changed his clothes in central park. So a possible thing is that he also changed his hoodie and had a different mask.

        But having four different coats? Hard to believe.

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          But having four different coats? Hard to believe.

          It wasn’t a man, it was 3 kobolds in a trenchcoat, so it’s perfectly plausible

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            With the goblins in kahoots! My lord we need to set a bountry of 30 gold pieces! Fetch the greatest team consisting of a mage, a fighter, a thief, and some comic relief buffoon who will end up saving the day despite his uselessness throughout the journey up to that point!

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          And picking 4 jackets that look similar enough for some dumb ai to confuse?

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        My take is that the cops fed raw surveillance data into their trusty Crime Computer and fully trusted the result. It’s a super common silhouette when the daily high temp is in the 30s. Lol.