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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 6 个月前

Anon's first time

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 6 个月前
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  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz
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      oh no

  • EABOD25@lemm.ee
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    This is yellow text

    • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz
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      pee is stored in the balls so it fits

      • EABOD25@lemm.ee
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        That’s worse for ball cancer survivors

        • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz
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          Is blood-red text possible on 4chan? Maybe tumour-white?

    • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉OPM
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      spongebob

      • EABOD25@lemm.ee
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        Was always a squidward fan

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    And this is the reason I wouldn’t think getting 72 virgins after death is a reward.

    • Hideakikarate
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      deleted by creator

  • felixwhynot@lemmy.world
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    Khv?

    • Carnelian@lemmy.world
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      Kissless hugless virgin, also sometimes seen as khhv (kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin)

      It’s like an incel status thing they came up with to further differentiate themselves among their peers. Implying that not only are they sexually inexperienced, but have also never been physically intimate with someone in any way

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      https://edis.ifas.ufl.edu/publication/vm113 . Fish Herpes, he had fish herpes.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      Kock Having Virgin

      • MadBob@feddit.nl
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        Kharkov, a city in Ukraine.

  • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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    She actually managed to cast testicular torsion

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  • jballs
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    Fake: Girl touches anon’s junk

    Gay: This is clearly a long con to get other dudes to ask for pics of anon’s balls.

  • regdog@lemmy.world
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    She is the one

  • Moc@lemmy.world
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    Wife her

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