MrSebSinM to Cyanide and Happiness@lemm.ee · 17 hours ago11 December 2024imagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1213arrow-down15
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minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·16 hours agoLuckily I was reading this while sitting on the toilet.
minus-squareAermis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 hours agoLiterally pulled my pants down and sat as I opened this lol
minus-squareMehBlah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·16 hours agoI was in a meeting now security is on their way.
minus-squareSabata@ani.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6·15 hours agoI got paid to read this on the toilet.
minus-squareBatrickPateman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 hours agoMy boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I have my cute little butt out on company time!
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-27 hours agoI prefer: “Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime”, that was a poem for a simpler time. Now his boss makes 1000, while I make a cent, and he’s got employees that can’t make the rent. When the CEO makes a million and we don’t make jack, that’s when we riot to take it all back. Now Mr Investor, if this seems extreme, I have to remind you: it beats guillotines (while I have my lil butt out).
Luckily I was reading this while sitting on the toilet.
Literally pulled my pants down and sat as I opened this lol
I was in a meeting now security is on their way.
I got paid to read this on the toilet.
My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime,
that’s why I have my cute little butt out on company time!
I prefer:
“Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime”,
that was a poem for a simpler time.
Now his boss makes 1000, while I make a cent,
and he’s got employees that can’t make the rent.
When the CEO makes a million and we don’t make jack,
that’s when we riot to take it all back.
Now Mr Investor, if this seems extreme,
I have to remind you: it beats guillotines (while I have my lil butt out).