Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 个月前What is something considered impossible when you were a kid but is now known to be completely possible or even inevitable?message-squaremessage-square99fedilinkarrow-up1116arrow-down10
arrow-up1116arrow-down1message-squareWhat is something considered impossible when you were a kid but is now known to be completely possible or even inevitable?Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 个月前message-square99fedilink
minus-squaregrasshopper_mouse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·2 个月前My math teacher: “You can’t walk around with a calculator in your pocket!” Well well well, look at me NOW, Mr. York!
minus-squareCaptain AggravatedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 个月前I have a calculator in my pocket that I can talk to and it’ll talk back. “Hey Bixby, what’s half of five and three-eighths?” About 33% of the time the dumb bitch comes back with “Okay, here’s what I found on the internet.”
minus-squareClinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 个月前never opens calculator app
minus-squaregrasshopper_mouse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 个月前Hah, I suck at math so I use it all the time
minus-squareLemminary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 个月前I don’t know if I suffer from dyscalculia but, man, is mental arithmetic so hard for some reason. I did well in all my other math classes up to college, wtaf, brain.
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 个月前Arithmetic was easy for me. It made sense. What didnt make sense was finance and accounting. That shit exists just to muddy waters and hurt people. 5
My math teacher: “You can’t walk around with a calculator in your pocket!”
Well well well, look at me NOW, Mr. York!
I have a calculator in my pocket that I can talk to and it’ll talk back. “Hey Bixby, what’s half of five and three-eighths?”
About 33% of the time the dumb bitch comes back with “Okay, here’s what I found on the internet.”
never opens calculator app
Hah, I suck at math so I use it all the time
I don’t know if I suffer from dyscalculia but, man, is mental arithmetic so hard for some reason. I did well in all my other math classes up to college, wtaf, brain.
Arithmetic was easy for me. It made sense. What didnt make sense was finance and accounting. That shit exists just to muddy waters and hurt people. 5