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Thank you op for inspiring me to make this today
Homelander Moment
You don’t speak for us!
Joeわりだ !
BAJA BIDEN
> 2025 > Trump's inaurguation day > Liberals are crying > Biden and Kamala just lets him become the president > Obama nowhere to be found > He suddenly appears flying > "I hereby deny the inauguration of Donald J Trump" > Secret services tries to stop him > He screams "Obama beam" and evaporates them with a laser beam from his mouth > "Can we stop fascism? Yes we can!" > He then Obama beams Trump, JD Vance, and most of the architects of Project 2025 > Biden's eyes glow red, screams the F-slur at Obama, and starts to fly > The two are fighting each other in the air, massive projectiles are damaging the capitol hill > Biden screams "When they go low, we go high! Just give them a chance and work with them." > Obama screams "This got us nothing but suffering, pain, and the rise of fascism! I shouldn't only put my own justice there, but greatly expanded the Supreme court!" > They get progressively slower, and fight on the ground > They barely can hit each other now > Bernie Sanders and Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez jump out with hammers and sickles > They kill both of them with those > Bernie Sanders and AoC then takes power > They create the United Socialist States of America on the ruins of the USA > The USSA army then proceeds to publicly execute those who banned abortion for killing women
what’s up with that nose?
c/Greentext but Better
it’s greentext that wasn’t written for 4chan.
But when do we get to see Obama’s bankai?
It’s already too long for a greentext story.
trump dump
I’m 'chargin Malaysia.
It’s super effective!
Finally, we have discovered Obama’s true last name!
obamabeam
Hydro Trump
Is that the one where he struggles to lift a small glass of water to his lips like he has hypokinesia?
clintonbomb
2016 election was an inside job! Trump fuel can’t melt Obama beams!
