Sjmarf to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前Jumping in would either give you superpowers or cancerimagemessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1303arrow-down124
arrow-up1279arrow-down1imageJumping in would either give you superpowers or cancerSjmarf to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前message-square30fedilink
minus-squareBen Hur Horse Race@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down2·2 个月前oh yes they fucking will. run your lawnmower on a sunday? polizei. pee outside on your lawn? neighbors will call the polizei. firworks 10 minutes after the official firework period is over? believe it or not, polizei
minus-squaremojofrododojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down2·2 个月前 firworks 10 minutes after the official firework period is over? believe it or not, polizei well now… perhaps there are some things worth enduring for the upsides
minus-squareBen Hur Horse Race@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·2 个月前yes, getting arrested for setting off a bottle rocket at 12:10, outside of ze designated fun time
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·2 个月前Sounds like if you have ADHD, you are better off moving.
minus-squaremojofrododojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down6·2 个月前good. they even allotted a time, and you still can’t figure it out. go to jail.
minus-squaremojofrododojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down4·2 个月前There’s no amount of fines that would put brains in that head.
oh yes they fucking will. run your lawnmower on a sunday? polizei. pee outside on your lawn? neighbors will call the polizei. firworks 10 minutes after the official firework period is over? believe it or not, polizei
well now… perhaps there are some things worth enduring for the upsides
yes, getting arrested for setting off a bottle rocket at 12:10, outside of ze designated fun time
Sounds like if you have ADHD, you are better off moving.
smile outside of fun time? polizei
good. they even allotted a time, and you still can’t figure it out. go to jail.
Prolly just get a fine too.
There’s no amount of fines that would put brains in that head.
Ha, you fucking wish