• andrew_bidlawOP
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    1 month ago

    Would you do a breakdown of how I can kill any billionaire in russia having no skills, no info, nothing at all, while they are all hiding in secret bunkers 1k+ miles away?

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      1 month ago

      Step 1: Walk for days until you find a bunker
      Step 2: Shit in the ventilation, if you can’t cover every vent with your own shit animal shit will work

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        1 month ago

        That’s some amogus shit, and they know I’m the imposter.

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          1 month ago

          I’m gonna be real with you chief. If it comes down to bunker retreat, you won’t be worried about where they are. You’ll be more worried about your nomadic tribe if you survive the fall.