Help me my parents found my horse folder… 😥🫣
Yo but let’s see the Download folder contents
What porn category is Adobe?
(I assume all folders are porn ofc)“Family Stuff”
oh no
Jeez just put it in a folder called “porn” on your desktop.
You gotta hide it a little bit. That’s why mine is labeled “notPorn”.
I like how the regular stuff is obfuscated and buried deeper than Putin’s bunker, but Vampire Porn is just hanging about barely below the surface
regular stuff
…just going to ignore the ‘horses’ folder?
did they stutter
You don’t even want to know what’s in “Me and Lisa”
You can’t fool Everything.
Logging onto some random dude’s usenet be like…
Okay but I NEED to know what’s in the Stegosaurus folder
that… is not a stegosaurus, that’s a sauropod
you will now be put in paleo jail and be forced to watch trey the explainer until the day you die
No, he is a stegosaurus, he even says that himself
Obviously Stegosaurus-porn
why does this guy get to know how stegosex works, but not paleontologists?!?
(one of the biggest mysteries is how stegosaurus reproduced with those massive plates on their backs)
Horses love it.
My thought was some stenography files.
nothing hides from WinDirStat
I had a maze of empty folders about 10 layers deep that eventually led to my porn cache. There was some good stuff in there, but I’m sure my fan speed spiked sporadically as a result.
There was one of this girl getting completely railed outside, and a prop plane flies over head and you can her thought process register on her facial expressions - I am outside. The plane is outside. That means the people in the plane could possibly see me. Nah they are too far away.
Bet my ass there’s porn in “Schoolwork”
The only place I bet.
Who else missed the “cute college girl” folder?
I did because I saw “Vampire Porn” first
yo i need to talk to cousin sal the diabetic…
for research purposes
Imma need that horse folder. For science.
I worked in IT back in the ‘00s. One of my work friends called me over to a client’s computer. He asked “notice anything with this machine?” With a grin. I mess about a little while before coming up on a folder… a big folder. He says
“Yep! 40 gigs of horse porn!”
aunt floyd the trans icon