“Why are you so scared to touch a dick? Every hand you’ve ever touched has touched a dick, so you’ve touched dick by association. Quit whining about it.”
I kinda feel like this might actually be the opposite of that. Like, why you so worried about shaking the gay dude’s hand, ya weirdo? Every other hand you’ve ever shaken has touched a dick too.
I can’t be sure but this has a bit of homophobe vibes… “Eh… Touching dicks is gross” type thing I hear from such places
I see it as calling out homophobia.
“Why are you so scared to touch a dick? Every hand you’ve ever touched has touched a dick, so you’ve touched dick by association. Quit whining about it.”
I kinda feel like this might actually be the opposite of that. Like, why you so worried about shaking the gay dude’s hand, ya weirdo? Every other hand you’ve ever shaken has touched a dick too.
That’s a lovely positive vibe, better than the warning tone I first read in it
Same. It’s the same kind of vibe as “everybody poops.”
“Everybody touches weiners” 🤣