He plays Zuck so well that he just decided to keep doing it over and over.

Zombieland = post-apocalyptic Zuck

BvS = Batzuck

Rio = Flying Zuck

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I kinda feel like this might actually be the opposite of that. Like, why you so worried about shaking the gay dude’s hand, ya weirdo? Every other hand you’ve ever shaken has touched a dick too.

Quentin Tarantino’s 10th and final film.

#5 is not a fact about George Washington Carver.

I figured they kinda covered that with Lil Fuckin Dipshit definitely being a narc.

All offspring are Michael Jackson. Got it.

My brother in Christ, you are the flaw.

Do I have to plan in advance or can I make the choice once I get there?

I usually pronounce www as “dub dub dub” if it is absolutely necessary to be spoken.

If that puts me on anyone’s “to be punched” list, so be it.

Chapter 1

TIL ham stands are a thing.

Hey Terredists! Terredise this!

I don’t have the MMU so I might not actually be able to print it, but I’d love to see the STL for this.

This is after Shelob got him, right?

I had the Trash 80 branded version of this. Or, rather, my grandpa had it and I found it in the basement and claimed it. I think I got a couple programs written on it but it wasn’t really a pleasant experience.

Yeah, that would be a fine fine.

What? A swallow carrying a coconut?

Whatever you get from the holdup counts as income, so your fine will just be a percentage of that.

Because this is a Wendy’s.

Aww, that’s sweet, Bezos is paying these personally, right?

Right??