I have this book. Wife got it for me as a stocking stuffer or something, I think.

Throughout the book, in all the recipes, ingredients lists, etc., nearly all references to the word “chicken” have been replaced with “cock.”

Some sections/chapters include:

• Choking the Chicken
• How to Stroke Your Cock
• Cock of Ages

There’s also a companion book, Honeylingus: 50 Healthy Honey Recipes that Will Leave You Begging for More.

You know, for the ladies.

🎵 not doing science and one’s not alive 🎶

nicole## @ two different instances. I don’t remember the numbers nor the instances. Interestingly, I blocked both users, but they don’t show up in my blocked users list in Boost.

The two I got, the photo looks the same. Not the one with the top of the little bubbler bong visible, the other one, just looking all bored. Looking down, I guess, though since I blocked the users I can’t actually see them anymore now to confirm. They did have the “Dad lost his job, plz send $$$ to this BTC address” bit in them, which appears to be new in the last day or two. So I guess it depends on how you define “scam.” Doesn’t look like a Nigerian 419 or phishing or the like necessarily, but she’s definitely gone straight to just outright asking for money in the PM.

Well that didn’t take long. “She” must be watching this thread. Got two in the last hour. Exactly like all the others I’ve seen, though I didn’t analyze all the ridiculous filter-avoiding spaces. Maybe “unique” from that angle, but certainly not “rare.” Blocked the users, reported the spam, and just as soon as Lemmy supports deleting PMs I’ll do that too.

That was my first thought as well. “Intel gonna sue somebody.”

I genuinely have no idea what a rare Nicole even is because they’re all the exact same fucking thing. Oh look, here’s what her message looks like in Boost. Hey, here’s what her message looks like in Voyager. Hey have you seen what her message looks like in whatever that one that’s supposed to look like Old Reddit because fuck u/spez but we can still pine for the good old days?

But hey, sure. You know what? If I get a “rare Nicole” - and my assumption here is, like, she comes out as a furry, or sends indisputable proof of the true identity of DB Cooper, then yeah. Sure. I’ll post it.

At least it would be OC.

It was by far the most exciting thing that happened to me all day, if that counts for anything.

It was quite the feeling! I had to go show my wife how awesome it was. I don’t think she appreciated it as much as I did.

Dude, for real. We get it. You got a spammy DM from a “girl”. Do we really need two or three different communities dedicated to everyone posting the same fucking screenshot over and over?!

(“She” hasn’t DM’d me yet, but I can assure you that if she ever does, I will not be posting a screenshot of it anywhere. It will be summarily buhleeted and that will be the end of that.)

What is this in freedom units? What about parsecs?

It’s never lupus!

I’d guess prolly about the same time Melon became the world’s greatest Diablo and PoE player.

Has that always been the case, or did they just start going downhill somewhat recently? I feel like I remember Seagate being the higher end drives back in the day, the next step up from WD. Definitely doesn’t seem to be the case anymore.

I think they limit to 2 per transaction (been awhile since I’ve been to a ballgame), but that definitely wouldn’t stop you from handing those to your wife and going to the next stall over and buying two more, or coming back for more after the next inning.

As another commenter said, in baseball they usually stop all alcohol sales after the 7th inning. I’d guess they do similar with other sports. I can see that being enough time to be largely ok to drive (especially by the time you hoof it down to your car and make it out of the parking lot) assuming you only had 2-3 over the course of the whole game. If you’d been dropping a beer per inning, probably less so.

One beer will give you like 0.05%*

Maybe if you shotgun it on an empty stomach or something.

With the weight of the average American, and the abv of the average American Miller Lite, one beer ain’t gonna get you anywhere near .05.

We’re not gonna make it, are we?

People, I mean.

Psychedelic Anxiety Spiral would make a great band name.

I came across the boldest, most unfiltered military guy there.

Yeah, that ought to do it.