My brother in Christ, you are the flaw.

Do I have to plan in advance or can I make the choice once I get there?

I usually pronounce www as “dub dub dub” if it is absolutely necessary to be spoken.

If that puts me on anyone’s “to be punched” list, so be it.

Chapter 1

TIL ham stands are a thing.

Hey Terredists! Terredise this!

I don’t have the MMU so I might not actually be able to print it, but I’d love to see the STL for this.

This is after Shelob got him, right?

I had the Trash 80 branded version of this. Or, rather, my grandpa had it and I found it in the basement and claimed it. I think I got a couple programs written on it but it wasn’t really a pleasant experience.

Yeah, that would be a fine fine.

What? A swallow carrying a coconut?

Whatever you get from the holdup counts as income, so your fine will just be a percentage of that.

Because this is a Wendy’s.

Aww, that’s sweet, Bezos is paying these personally, right?

Right??

Did you guys know that Marilyn Manson totally had one of his ribs surgically removed so he could do that? I heard that from Jimmy, his uncle is like a record executive or something, it’s totally true!

Yeah I’ve seen some YouTube videos and it definitely looks like it’ll be a fun ride if I make it that far.

For every animal gluten you don’t eat, I’m going to eat three.

Nice! Thanks for the link, I may have to try it out over the weekend as well.

My friend finally convinced me to try PoE. I generally like it, but it seems… Unpolished? I dunno. Kinda stuttery. Too much going on. It’s like they’ve just accepted and (mostly) implemented every single feature request they ever got without necessarily thinking about how it should work with all the other stuff. Not really a fan of the item/jewel/currency system or the skill tree. Like, I just want to play the game and kill monsters and make things go boom, this is too much work and planning.

I do love the carnage, though… When my level 5 or 6 fighter guy swung a regular white text sword for a regular non skill attack and it took out like 5 zombies at once, that was really nice. Never did that in Diablo.

That’s my highly unscientific opinion after playing for about a week. Sounds like 2 is going to clean up and address some of my complaints, so I’m looking forward to it.

William Blake: “Dear Red Dragon, I wrote you but you still ain’t callin’”