A couple of days ago I bought a pack of 4 veggie burgers, as is my routine. They are convenient and quite tasty but not as cheap as they used to be. So imagine my delight when, on opening it, I found not 4 but 5 veggie burgers inside. The grocery stores have spent years raising all their prices at the expense of us little people. Well, now is my moment, now they really screwed up. Ha! That fifth veggie burger is going to have the delicious taste of revenge.
Edit: They say revenge is a dish best served cold. This turns out not always to be true. If cooking from frozen you need to grill it for 10-12 minutes, turning halfway through.
But now you’ll have 3 left over buns instead of 4, just the right amount for another pack of veggie burgers. See what actually happened is they tricked you into buying both more buns and another pack of veggie burgers by giving you that rush when you saw the extra one.
Damn, Big Veggie Burger is just too cunning, and possibly in cahoots with Big Bun.
I like Big Bun and I cannot lie.
Yummy stew.
Double veggie burger time.
By gum, I think he’s figured it out!
Toast is fine in a pinch.
or tortilla!